Gandalf the mushroom

I was chucking together some lunch today, when I noticed something dodgy about a mushroom I was about to chop up. Frankly, it felt a bit fluffy.

On closer inspection, it was dappled with downy white growths.

Cartoon girl squinting at a fur-covered mushroom.Now, I have nothing against beards per se. But I do favour a more smooth-skinned complexion on my food.

Drawing of a hand throwing a mushroom in the garbage.So, naturally I tossed this aberration in the bin.

Cartoon girl saying,

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